Perplexed? Lovesick? Lonely? Eager to locate the whereabouts of your most beautiful son/daughter/favorite bull?

Unsure at times what signifies the nature of existence and the tiny stitch you have been alloted within the fabric of the cosmos?

Alea iacta est. You may as well relax... and ask a classicist.

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Ask a Classicst's wisdom emerges from an irreverent blend of Wheelock's Latin (7th edition) and the quips of Professor John Moore, to whom this site is lovingly dedicated. Ήταν εύκολο εδώ, θα ήταν εύκολο εκεί.